Cotton-Twill Trench Coat – Hunter Original

If you have a list of things that you should own once in your life, a gorgeous red trench should be on it.

Available: Cotton-Twill Trench Coat by Hunter Original via Net-a-Porter

Zip Buckle Coat – Zara

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Available: Zip Buckle Coat by Zara

Structured Trench Coat – Goodnight Macaroon

And I don’t even like a pale pink!

Available: Structured Trench Coat by Goodnight Macaroon

Wrap Coat with Large Hooded Collar – Sentaler

Rich purple wool coat with hood. Hey, can that be made out of alpaca wool? It already is? GODDAMN.

Available: Wrap Coat with Large Hooded Collar by Sentaler

Abiline Long Coat – Diane von Furstenberg

If I was a coat in a coat bar, I would definitely be putting the moves on this DvF coat. Shut up.

Available: Abiline Long Coat by Diane von Furstenberg via ShopBop

Metallic Textured-Leather Trench Coat – Burberry Prorsum

Every spring and fall, like clockwork. Damn you, Burberry.

Available: Metallic Textured-Leather Trench Coat by Burberry Prorsum via Net-a-Porter

Two-Tone Silk Trenchcoat – Burberry Prorsum

I have never wanted a trenchcoat. Ever. But then, this happened.

Available: Two-Tone Silk Trenchcoat by Burberry Prorsum via Bergdorf Goodman

Sitcom Black Coat – Maje

Dying. DYING.

Available: Sitcom Black Coat by Maje

Flared Taffeta Coat – Burberry Prorsum

OF COURSE Burberry figured out a way to make a puffy coat chic. Assholes.

Available: Flared Taffeta Coat by Burberry Prorsum via Bergdorf Goodman

Wool Coats – Burberry

Burberry outwear always kills it. But now it’s killing me.

Mid-length Woven Check Wool Trench Coat

Printed Check Coat

Available:

• Mid-length Woven Check Wool Trench Coat by Burberry
• Printed Check Coat by Burberry